The Worst Pirate You've Ever Heard Of
whitejadeflower:

what have I done

whitejadeflower:

what have I done

the-average-gatsby:

the-average-gatsby:

imagine a horror movie where you’re trapped in your house with a serial killer but all your lights are clappers

so you’re running for your life from this psychopath while both of you are just aggressively clapping the lights on and off

out of all my 3:00 AM ramblings you guys decide to make this one popular

subliminalmusings:

mathsturbation:

graduated cylinder

THAT’S IT. I AM DONE. DON’T EVEN TRY TO ATTEMPT OTHER SCIENCE PUNS YOU LITERALLY WILL NOT BE ABLE TO TOP THIS ONE.

subliminalmusings:

mathsturbation:

graduated cylinder

THAT’S IT. I AM DONE. DON’T EVEN TRY TO ATTEMPT OTHER SCIENCE PUNS YOU LITERALLY WILL NOT BE ABLE TO TOP THIS ONE.

indecentinkling2:

Hardest decicion in the game tbh

boaillustration:

Sadly I no longer know who requested this on stream, but here’s Honeydew’s Angels, Monster Hunters!

boaillustration:

Sadly I no longer know who requested this on stream, but here’s Honeydew’s Angels, Monster Hunters!

Ƭᴜʀɪᴀɴs ᴀʀᴇ ᴡɪʟʟɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ɴᴇᴇᴅs ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ᴅᴏɴᴇ﹐ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏs ғᴏʟʟᴏᴡ ᴛʜʀᴏᴜɢʜ. insp

omgitskittie:

byzantine-spook-machine:

Halo 2 Anniversary Comparison Screenshots

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This nearly brings a tear to my eye.  Seriously though, I’m really glad that they made the Sangheili look like they’re supposed to.  In the original games they look like friendly fish people.  But now they look like the fucking crab demons they’re supposed to look like.  Really happy they’re doing this, and can’t wait for the Halo 3 anniversary in 3 - 4 years.

I feel like the old graphics look better

thewarblerette:

mrthorinton:

clarabosswald:

so i saw this photo of a harpy eagleimageand i thought “woah what a noble beast” so i searched for more photos and i justimageimage

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this goes with almost all predator birds 

like look at this bearded vulture

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such a majestic creature

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but then it’s like

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or this scretary bird like woah so beautiful

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nope

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even good old bald eagle

like wow so regal

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what

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it just looks confused image

LIFE LESSON: DON’T LOOK AT MAJESTIC BIRDS STRAIGHT ON.