The Worst Pirate You've Ever Heard Of
nikkiimarchy:

catseverywhere:

Still learning how to cat. It’s a slow process.

He turns around like “THIS ISNT WORKING”

nikkiimarchy:

catseverywhere:

Still learning how to cat. It’s a slow process.

He turns around like “THIS ISNT WORKING”

curlia:

fahbulus:

meadowkitten:

ok apparently if a duckling imprints on a human and doesn’t meet other ducklings he ends up believing he’s a human too. that’s unbelievable. what if im just a duckling with an overactive imagination. what if im just a sleeping duckling and this is all a dream

maybe we’re all ducklings

passion4killerwhales:

I love this.

passion4killerwhales:

I love this.

Bill Hicks, Revelations (1993)

i-martinia-us:

nontransparent:

let em know 

George was the man.I’m surprised he never met with an “unfortunate accident” or a fast acting cancer. 

owlerart:

aer-dna:

korrapuffs:

someone please edit this part so hes a fast food server and hes handing u a tray of fries, ”your total is tHREEEEEEEE NINETY FIVE”. via nyenuma

did it and now im done

"sorry for the delay on your burger!"
tastefullyoffensive:

The most adorable plumber in the world.

tastefullyoffensive:

The most adorable plumber in the world.

lesoleiletlacier:

"I don’t understand… I just don’t understand. I’ve neverheard such a strange story." Rashomon - Akira Kurosawa

lesoleiletlacier:

"I don’t understand… I just don’t understand. I’ve neverheard such a strange story." Rashomon - Akira Kurosawa